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Dad: *hands on his chest* Me: Uh... Dad: It's cold today. Me: No crap... Dad: My nipples are ...

My dad's response when I told him that I was a vegetarian for the first time one Christmas (exten...

(At an IKEA looking for a bed, overhearing another family) Daughter: I like this one Mom:(shake...

(At a diner with my dad and boyfriend, a good-looking waitress takes our orders) Me: Uhm, can I ...

If your throat is dry, do not walk into a room that happens to be full of men and ask if anyone h...

Dad: I hate going to the beach all of those girls in bikinis always follow me around and mob me. ...

(The boy i have a crush on is called John, and i hate eating vegetables) Mum: *hands me a cob of...

Dad: So when are you gonna get laid or what? Me: ...I'm twelve. Dad: Don't lie to me, you're st...

When you pull up at a four-way stop at the same time as another car, and there's no clear indicat...

If you ask your friend to stay at his place for the weekend, remember A: your not at your place, ...