CanadianPhil

(I overheard this conversation between a man and his son at the pizza parlor where I work.) Dad:...

*walking past a verizon store where a couple was standing* Mom: You really shouldn't wear white ...

*I was cranky on afternoon, and my dad thought that he was being funny* Dad: She got out of bed,...

*while watching a documentary* Grandpa: you know what really burns my ass? Me: what? Grandpa: ...

(My Father, in a bar, saying that the music on a jukebox stops whenever someone says something em...

Mom: *Getting home from Apple store* Look at this new iPhone cover I got. It's a Croc, and I can ...

If your gut tells you to steal a car and head for Mexico the night before your wedding, just run ...