CapnKirk's Favorites
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If you don't like the taste of Flintstones vitamins, tell your mother. Don't just not take your ...
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Remember that although your house may be bug infested, your job may not. The moment your headphon...
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Just because you hear weird noises outside your window doesn't mean it's a good idea to look. Yes...
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those two textbooks you're studying? One is the traditional "dead tree" kind, and the other is an...
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Just because you bribed a cop with a free doughnut (I work at a doughnut shop) worked once does n...
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NEVER try to convince someone from the south that Pepsi is better than Coca-Cola. #LFMF
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Consider someplace other than a field of clovers to eat your clementine. Bees don't seem to unde...
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When taking a final for an anatomy class and you happen to be on questions about the reproductive...
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I got in the habit of responding to "Guess what!" with "You got me a puppy!" From now on I will ...
