Cat_Fishy

Mum: So, whom are you texting? Me: Mum, this is a calculator...

Driving with dad passing a cemetary: Dad: you know how many people are dead in there? Me: I dun...

(With my mom in a toy shop) Me: Hey mom, watch this! *puts on a Darth Vader helmet* Luke, I am y...

(mom calls on phone) me: hellooo? mom: is there anything within' 5feet of you that you can use ...

Father "I want you to order this for me first thing tomorrow (Monday). And with fastest shipping....

Dad (after being 'hushed'): I do not obey the platypus of silence!