(With my mom in a toy shop) Me: Hey mom, watch this! *puts on a Darth Vader helmet* Luke, I am y...
Dad: Are you watching "My Little Pony"? Me: This cartoon is amazing. Leave me alone. Dad: ...It...
*Older sister was listening to Justin Bieber* Mom: Amanda! Stop listening to those lesbian sin...
My dad is white and my mom is black, and I was wearing a striped shirt that day Dad: "You look l...