Clarinetchick

(trying to find a foundation pale enough for me) Me: "Jeez! I just can't find one!" Mom: "You'r...

Mom: "Do you want something to drink, Mom? Water, juice, wine, tea?" Grandma: "What time is it?"...

Upon my parents leaving for the weekend Mom: No parties. No boys. Dont glue your butt closed. Lo...

Mom: Every time that I see a car driving with a mattress strapped on top I always think it's a pr...

ME: I'm just a little angel. Dad (a pastor): So was Lucifer in the beginning