Gocryemokid
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Me: What would you do if I was kidnapped? Mom: I'd wait. After an hour they'd bring you back bec...
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Mom: "Don't cry...... on that pillow. Use your hands." Me: "Thanks for the support mom." Mom: "...
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I named my iPod My Heart, so iTunes will tell me my heart is syncing.
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I like to eat gold fish crackers,because i know theyll always smile back at me
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My toaster is broken, just like my soul. But hey, at least I can still have eggs.
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The pizza I bake is so emo it cuts itself.
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Smoking cigarettes is too mainstream...I smoke crayons.
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