Learnfrommyfail
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(while driving through the forest) Mom: Ooh! Mayble we'll see a deer eating a salmon!
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Grandma: So, have you been kissing any boys lately? Me: *nods* Grandma: Have you been swapping ...
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Mom arrives home from the market: WE HAVE MORE JUNK FOOD THAN A POT FARM!
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My mother: If you do that again, I'm going to sacrifice you on an altar.
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(after finally convincing my mom to try some strong alcohol drink) *mom fills up to the end of t...
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