DarkValefor

(My dad walks into my room as I'm studying.) Dad: Hey, why don't you check on your mom? She's no...

G-ma: (Opens door) Get up! Me: I'm sleeping, go away. G-ma: Too bad! Get up or I'm feeding you ...

Me: The concert I'm going to is the 14th, not today. Mom, to my dad: Honey, call everyone and t...

Dad (to daughter while discussing wedding plans): Give you away? You've cost me too much money. I...

(playing a game where we had to name 10 things you take to bed) Me: A pillow, a blanket... Mom:...

Mom: Did you hear about that actress who go stabbed? Me: No, who? Mom: Reese something.... Me:...

(Getting out of the car for school) Mom: Bye son, have fun, don't do drugs. Or maybe do drugs. Y...

*Me and my mom are watching a documentary about women's prisons* Mom: Hey! I've been there! That...

*After moving away for college, talking with my mom* Mom: How are things? What have you been u...

(Asian mom and dad talking in native language and playing with two puppies in living room) Dad: ...