Emmy_bear

When trying to seduce your GF while showering Do Not put tooth paste on your lower brain and ask ...

_Never_ feed your dog the leftover slice of garlic bread with egg. The dog's intestines will crea...

Discovered 5 more places I can pierce, BEST DAY EVAR.

My soul is so fractured, I've got more horcruxes than Voldemort.

Today I took my cyanide pill. Then I found out it was a placebo.