EndowVonEdwards's Favorites
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Mother: (Leaving the house) No parties, no boys... Me: Why boys? Mother: I don't know. Me: Can...
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Dad: Sex requires a helmet and knee pads and body armour and a spatula and water wings and a turt...
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(Dad is making repairs at my apartment and I'm helping.) Dad: Here, hold this (puts something in...
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