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  • Dad: Chances are, by the time you're 50, you'll have been attacked by a goose.
  • While carrying a steaming hot platter of lasagna, watch for that crease in the carpet which you c...
  • NEVER say loudly, especially in a crowded restaurant with little kids at the next table, "I like ...
  • If you accidentally get super-glue on your fingers while gluing magnets to something, do not stop...
  • Take care when removing jam tarts from the oven that you don't somehow catapult two of them into ...

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