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Dad: Chances are, by the time you're 50, you'll have been attacked by a goose.

While carrying a steaming hot platter of lasagna, watch for that crease in the carpet which you c...

NEVER say loudly, especially in a crowded restaurant with little kids at the next table, "I like ...

If you accidentally get super-glue on your fingers while gluing magnets to something, do not stop...

Take care when removing jam tarts from the oven that you don't somehow catapult two of them into ...