Evapocalypse

Dad: Are you watching "My Little Pony"? Me: This cartoon is amazing. Leave me alone. Dad: ...It...

mom: dont ask me! i wasnt there when you where born. me: mom... you gave birth to me. mom: you ...

(Looking at the giant plastic wrap our new rug came in) Me: Hey dad what's that? Dad: My condom...

(Im trying on clothes) Mom: No, that's too sexy. Boys will want to have butt sex with you. Me: ...

Me: What do you think about this outfit...? Mom: Yesss, great...but not those white leggings un...

(Just starting a random conversation) Me: So today me and my friends- Mom: YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS!...