Fred.from.norway

(My Father, in a bar, saying that the music on a jukebox stops whenever someone says something em...

Pregnant friend reaches for her 2nd piece of pie. Pregnant Friend's Mom: Do you really think you...

*talking to me about sex* Grandma: You know, my first time with your grandpa sounded like "plok ...

my mom; I really don't like men in uniform me: Why? mom: Because they take my drugs me: ....-.-

dad: (after several beers) have you ever seen an 80 foot bonfire? me: no, why? dad: do you want...

(this is my Dad talking to me about my sister not going to a anime convetion) Dad: i dont want...

Mom: This is not a democracy, this is a dictatorship! And I AM THE DICK!