French_Vixen

Dad: When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a narwhal! Me:Why? Dad: 'Cause narwhals are cool!

Dad: (Walking away to use the bathroom, after watching Gypsy.) I want to become a stripper...

*Look out window* Mom:Oh look, the neighbors got a kazoo. Me:What? No, that's a gazebo. Mom:Do...

(listening to my dad talk to a video game) Guy on game: Has he been drinking? Dad: Hell yeah! H...