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The night you think its funny to put your only condom over your head to make your friends laugh w...

Just because it's the middle of the night, and just because it's a gas station in the middle of n...

When your brother in law, is home on leave from Iraq, and is taking a nap, do not set off a strin...

When cooking your boyfriend dinner in a bra and panties and waiting for him to get home, make sur...

When subtly telling your girlfriend you'd rather have sex than eat dinner, the right phrasing is ...

When your boyfriend's mother is moving into the bedroom you've been using, make sure that the whi...

When you're cuddling up with your girlfriend talking fondly about the time you first said "I love...

When your boyfriend's father thanks you for coming to his mother's funeral, for the love of God, ...

When handing in a camera memory chip to your boss for printing, make sure you gave her the one wi...

If you teach Kindergarten at a Catholic school and you are asking the class to name words that rh...

When showing off your brand new phone to friends you haven't seen in awhile, make sure the most r...

Your new white shirt will certainly make an impression. Especially if you get caught in a sudden...

When you feel ill and you're in bed, don't run to the bathroom full sprint. You might just end up...

When the cashier at the grocer weighs your singular bulb of garlic @ $7, find a diplomatic way to...

When purchasing used textbooks, make sure all the 'used' stickers stay on, or you will find one o...

If you have a girlfriend with the same name as your sister, never have loud sex because nobody is...