Gir_dance

(While opening my Sweet 16 present from Uncle) Me:Oh wow, thanks for the jewelry box. Uncle...

(After sorting out the internet for mum) Me: So what are you looking at? Mum: Deformed anim...

Me: Mom...my eye keeps twitching... Sister: maybe it's because you're stressed... Mom: maybe it...

Me: Dad, can you make me a Root Beer Float? Dad: My god, what's wrong with you? First I had to g...

Mom: Shh I'm trying to sleep. Me: Ok, well give me the remote then. Mom: No, I'm watching tv! ...

Dad:Who you made these cakes for? me:they are for my boyfriend. Dad:(enthusiastically)Is there ...

[In grocery store] Mom: So I found out my stripper name today. Me: What? Mom: It's Chesty Sunny...

Me: Is that a purple Disney princess band aid? Dad: Yeah! Don't be a hater!

(while teasing my Grandpa) Grandpa: I didnt fight in 'nam for this crap. Me: Erm we're british ...

(my grandmother to the cute waiter at the restaurant on my 18th birthday) Grandmother: You know,...

(on a camping trip) Me: Mom, I have something important to tell you. Mom: (flipping burgers and...

8 year old brother: dad lets take over the world. Dad: i don't have any money right now

(Mom out walking dog) New neighbour: My, you have a big dog! What do you feed him? Mom: Small c...