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(Jehovah Witnesses knock on the door) Mom: *answers door to be polite* Dad: HONEY! Come back! T...

Mom: Vampires have to be careful because of AIDS.

Me: I'm going to get the hose to clean the paint off the porch. Brother: What are they going to ...

Me: Mom, my boyfriend broke up with me. Mom: all the good ones are gay- (at this point she is c...

Even if you are just joking, NEVER tell your teacher that Doctor Who is more important than math.