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Never reject a date from that really sweet geeky-looking guy. The following week he will cut his...
Dog-loving ladies, even if you get that motherly urge to try something on yourself before using i...
Yes, your puppy is very smart for knowing how to "High Five" and "Give Kisses". However, you shou...
Never, I repeat, never call your girlfriend fat. Even as a joke because she is a 5 foot, 95 pound...
Correct: I went into narcolepsy mode as soon as I got home. Incorrect: I went into necrophilia m...
If you stumble upon your girlfriend in a public place never run up and grab her from behind. It w...
Before buying your niece a book for her birthday from her favorite teens' author at least GLANCE ...
Mom: *reading paper and laughing* Me: What's so funny? Mom: I'm reading the obituaries
