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  • Never reject a date from that really sweet geeky-looking guy. The following week he will cut his...
  • Dog-loving ladies, even if you get that motherly urge to try something on yourself before using i...
  • Yes, your puppy is very smart for knowing how to "High Five" and "Give Kisses". However, you shou...
  • Never, I repeat, never call your girlfriend fat. Even as a joke because she is a 5 foot, 95 pound...
  • Correct: I went into narcolepsy mode as soon as I got home. Incorrect: I went into necrophilia m...
  • If you stumble upon your girlfriend in a public place never run up and grab her from behind. It w...
  • Before buying your niece a book for her birthday from her favorite teens' author at least GLANCE ...
  • Mom: *reading paper and laughing* Me: What's so funny? Mom: I'm reading the obituaries

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