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Mom: That's why we have kids. You appreciated my humor when you were little. Ten years later, y...

Me: Hey dad, could you help me with the periodic table of elements? Dad: Oh sure, I have that me...

(My senior year of high school, our school had us submit baby pictures for the yearbook.) Dad: I...

(After we were caught speeding and the policeman went to write down the ticket) Policeman: Well,...

Mom: There's something wrong with your makeup. Me: ... I'm not wearing any makeup right now mom....