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(Our neighbor next door has his windows wide open and is talking really loudly on the phone) Mom...

When feeding your infant twins with your overprotective wife, after she tells you to "be careful!...

(The boy i have a crush on is called John, and i hate eating vegetables) Mum: *hands me a cob of...

*My Grandmother walks in while me and my cat are meowing back and forth* Gramma: Emily, you need...