I kissed a girl to try to prove I was bisexual. I'm not.
I like my coffee the way I like my soul. But sometimes I get a frappuccino too, they're yummy.
You know the part in It's a Wonderful Life where the angel shows him what it would be like if he ...
(Me and my Mum walked into Kmart behind a gay couple holding hands.) Mum: Oh my God! Look at th...