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When someone says "I just gave birth," don't immediately say "oh congrats I didn't even know you got married." You will be welcomed by awkward silence and looks from the whole group, before she says,"I didn't get married." #LFMF

If you're a fitness enthusiast, and get up in the morning to do sit ups, do not do so next to your bed. Your girlfriend will not realise you're there, and will step heavily onto your crotch in her early morning trip to the bathroom. She will find this hilarious. #LFMBoyfriend'sF

If you have a toddler, do not mistake "Happy Tree Friends" for a preschool cartoon. #LFMF

When your 2-year-old approaches you holding a glass jar asking if he can go outside and break it, don't just tell him he can't go outside: grab the jar. He will proceed to throw it down the stairs to shatter on the concrete floor. #LFMF