If you're a fitness enthusiast, and get up in the morning to do sit ups, do not do so next to your bed. Your girlfriend will not realise you're there, and will step heavily onto your crotch in her early morning trip to the bathroom. She will find this hilarious. #LFMBoyfriend'sF
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Resident parks their car on the street while constructing their driveway, neighbor's 19-year-old daughter demands they move for her truck instead: ‘There's nowhere else for me to park’
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UPDATE: 16-year-old boy gets car towed by neighbor after he won't stop parking large truck on their lawn: 'It's not my problem'
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