HorseRider3394's Favorites
(Sleep-talking) Dad: Mikel..Missy...LOCK UP DEM MONKEHS!!!!
My dad after seeing a lady with dreadlocks:"Is that a witch doctor?! Are there any zombies around...
Dad: LIKE A CHEESE STICK!! Me: Dad, it's like a G6...
(Talking in his sleep) Dad: Why don't you guys carry me up to the lighthouse? I want to eat a sm...
Mom: What does Idk mean? Me: I don't know Mom: Don't lie to me!
Dad: What are these? They taste good. Me: Those are bananas. Dad: Are they healthy?
