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(Sleep-talking) Dad: Mikel..Missy...LOCK UP DEM MONKEHS!!!!

My dad after seeing a lady with dreadlocks:"Is that a witch doctor?! Are there any zombies around...

Dad: LIKE A CHEESE STICK!! Me: Dad, it's like a G6...

(Talking in his sleep) Dad: Why don't you guys carry me up to the lighthouse? I want to eat a sm...

Mom: What does Idk mean? Me: I don't know Mom: Don't lie to me!

Dad: What are these? They taste good. Me: Those are bananas. Dad: Are they healthy?