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But it says "valid at all starbucks locations". Let me kill...ahem, Imean SPEAK to the manager.

So with this plan, I get text and long distence?

Dave, if we are all clones....why are you so short?

If a blueman chokes... ... What color does he turn?

Chewbacca's career as a MLB pitcher came to an abrupt end when he ripped an umpire's arms out of their sockets.

"I have candy in my van...."

u in the 2nd row shut the hell up

after tea-time

Your telling me that if I dont give you the shoes skiny dumb blond girls will thake over Holywood???

Jazz Hands!!!

Maybe if they redesigned our helmets we could hit something smaller than a sandcrawler

Hold me, Obi-Wan... CGI Yoda scares me.

Yeah, I just gave my cat a bath. How did you know?

To the volcano!

SPARKLING

Anger managment class Not goin so well aksuly

An unrealistic performance, with no life, and jerky motion. It was obvious they were on strings.

What do you mean one day I'll sparkle?

You must have the correct password to enter the Dumble Door

Sparkleback Mountain

Untitled

Sparkle? Oh, hell no

The face of a man

The common reaction after watching Hannah Montana: The Movie

I've fought against aliens, fugitives, convicted women, cowboys & Batman. Vampires who sparkle in the sunlight are all yours.

Hold on! Dorothy just murdered my sister, robbed her corpse, and refuses to return what was never hers in the first place and which I only want to keep as a memento of my dead sibling

SADLY, YES

I don't think that's how you do CPR. But I could be wrong.

Hello.

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