I don't think that's how you do CPR. But I could be wrong.

'I told her she is the reason I am an absent grandparent': Grandparent of 4 and 7-year-old kids tries to visit with little success, daughter is shocked when her parent decides to move away 1

Parents demand $250k from wealthy son so they could buy a house, son denies them the money, leading to a family dispute: ‘You were born as a retirement plan’ 2

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New hire quits after one day when they discover their $40,000 salary is actually $200 a week, employer claims the rest will be in commissions: ‘How generous of you’ 4

28-year-old refuses to let newlywed sister and her husband stay at her apartment for 3 weeks and rearrange her furniture: 'She wants me to adjust my lifestyle for them as a couple' 5

Man accuses friends of micromanaging the expenses on their vacation, they claim they shouldn't pay for what he overly spends, he refuses to go on future trips as a result: ‘I can't do this’ 6

Mom forces husband to watch their 5 and 7-year-old kids during work hours to prove a point: 'He said I shouldn't be so petty and prideful' 1

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Just being a cat. 3

The Curious Questions of House Cats: 25 Inquisitive Feline Funnies Fresh from the Minds of Cute Cat Children 4

Carrie that tune, Hooman. 5

Go ahead. 6