The latest from Inuyasha8908
Good idea: Watching Silence of the Lambs with your girlfriend Bad idea: Having sex after the movie Worst idea: Saying "I want to eat you" to your better half. You will NOT get any that night. #LFMF
Microwaving a wet kitchen sponge is an effective way to kill germs. Microwaving a dry kitchen sponge sets the sponge on fire.
After purchasing an playing "Okami" resist the urge to draw a circle in the sky thinking the sun will come back up and you wont need to go to sleep. #LFMF
Never, EVER, play hardstyle and dubstep music while shaving.
Never base your toilet plunger purchase on which one is cheapest. Trust me.
Always be aware of how far your top gapes open when you have DDD chest, even though it shows no cleavage doesn’t mean that when you go to bend down to get files off of the bottom shelf at work that you might accidently flash the guy sitting on the floor working on the same shelf. You will go red in the face and knock over the trashcan nearby when you try to flee.
After finding out my boss is that jerk who follows way too close on my morning commute Correct: My boss tailgates me on the way to work. Incorrect: He rides my ass every morning.
Blowing your nose can improve your ability to breathe and smell. Blowing your nose whilst taking a dump only improves your sense of smell. #LFMF
Don't confuse the terms "doggy paddle" and "doggy style." A room full of farm workers will appreciate it when you, the only girl there, inform them that you aren't good at doggy style.
Remember-when ordering at In-N-Out Burger, it's "Animal Style," not "Doggy Style." Utter the latter, and you'll get a funny look from the kid behind the register, and laughter from those behind you in line.
You can never repair the damage done when your mom catches you masturbating ... Especially if you are a girl.
