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Never, EVER, play hardstyle and dubstep music while shaving.
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Don't confuse the terms "doggy paddle" and "doggy style." A room full of farm workers will appre...
Remember-when ordering at In-N-Out Burger, it's "Animal Style," not "Doggy Style." Utter the latt...
You can never repair the damage done when your mom catches you masturbating ... Especially if you...
When about to watch a movie in your boyfriend's room and upon becoming exasperated at his checkin...