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  • Good idea: Watching Silence of the Lambs with your girlfriend Bad idea: Having sex after the mov...
  • Microwaving a wet kitchen sponge is an effective way to kill germs. Microwaving a dry kitchen spo...
  • After purchasing an playing "Okami" resist the urge to draw a circle in the sky thinking the sun ...
  • Never, EVER, play hardstyle and dubstep music while shaving.
  • Never base your toilet plunger purchase on which one is cheapest. Trust me.
  • Always be aware of how far your top gapes open when you have DDD chest, even though it shows no c...
  • After finding out my boss is that jerk who follows way too close on my morning commute Correct: ...
  • Blowing your nose can improve your ability to breathe and smell. Blowing your nose whilst taking...
  • Don't confuse the terms "doggy paddle" and "doggy style." A room full of farm workers will appre...
  • Remember-when ordering at In-N-Out Burger, it's "Animal Style," not "Doggy Style." Utter the latt...
  • You can never repair the damage done when your mom catches you masturbating ... Especially if you...
  • When about to watch a movie in your boyfriend's room and upon becoming exasperated at his checkin...

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