IsisOfSun's Favorites
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(My father being a crazy Dr. Who fan) Dad: Knock knock.. Me: Who's there? Dad: Doctor... Me: ...
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*Talking with my grandma about nothing in particular* Me:...so... Gramma: If I were a stripper,...
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(Talking about New York Ink) Dad: People walk into that tattoo place and try to be all deep abou...
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Mom: Knock Knock! Me: Who's there? Mom: interrupting cow. Me (sighing): Interrupting cow who? ...
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Dad to the cat: I won't let any walruses eat you now, will I? (We live in Nevada by the way)
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*lean on my mom* Me: Mom, I'm really tired. I didn't fall asleep until late last night. Mom: *s...
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(I overheard this conversation between a man and his son at the pizza parlor where I work.) Dad:...
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(at the store and my mom walks up with a cross) Me: We aren't religious, why are you buying a cr...
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(Note: I have always been way too skinny, and I have been trying to put on weight for years. Yes...
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*My dad and I were at the mall and some guy was handing out free samples of their new fudge* Fre...
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Mom: I am going to tell you something my parents told me when I was your age. Me: (cautiously) W...
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Dad: I'm so hungry I could eat a wh*re... Mom: You mean a horse? Dad: Where's the fun in that?
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When playing with your cat, only use laser pointers in small intervals of time. If you use it for...
