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  • Sorry but my horn is bigger than yours so I get to cut yours off and keep it. What do you mean it's not a horn? It gets hard when you're "h0rny" doesn't it. I think it will make a cute little 3 inch keychain.
  • Ladies and gentlemen! Come now and be amazed at the astounding baby c**k! The body of a full grown man but the penis of a newborn baby. Laugh it up ladies and be glad your fella is packin more than this loser and gentlemen come on by and stroke your ego a
  • Oh you have a shaft for me to grab? Ok, take it out but I swear that if it is another little 4 inch d*ck I will shoot it off with this arrow. What's wrong nerd? Why do you look so nervous? Afraid you don't measure up?
  • I don't need any special powers to tell you have a tiny c**k. You nerds all get instant erections when you see me. There's a lot of small dicks at the expo but you may be the smallest one here. What is that like 3 inches? Less? Really? That is just sad...
  • Is that as big as it gets? I never would have guessed you had a 3 inch d*ck. I can't wait to tell everyone in the office! Carol is going to laugh so hard when she hears this. There she is over there. Carol! Oh my god get over here you have to see this! It
  • Oh no! I am so sorry. I had no idea you were one of those small d*ck guys. If I had known I wouldn't have said all those things about how guys with small dicks were pathetic. I mean, it's still true but I wouldn't have said it to your face like that.
  • You might not want to go in. The water is pretty cold and if your d*ck shrinks anymore it will probably just disappear.
  • Oh my god! Does that even count as a d*ck? I thought this was a beach for adults, that tiny shrimp belongs on a toddler. You and your 3 inch cl*t d*ck should just leave.
  • Wow! I had to get a closer look to be sure you even had a d*ck. Congrats on being the "biggest" loser on the beach. How small is it? 3 inches? Nah more like 2! Have fun not getting laid loser.
  • That white speedo is perfect honey. Everyone on the beach can see right through it so all the guys know my husband has a tiny wimp d*ck. I should get plenty of hung studs tonight baby.
  • I'll go to infinity and beyond to make sure every girl on campus knows about your 3 inch d*ck loser!
  • I still can't believe I was able to tattoo your whole name on your d*ck. When I saw how tiny it was I thought there was no way I could fit it. You wanted it on your pecs? Oops I thought it said penis, you should learn to write better. Oh well this is stil
  • How do you like my new bikini? Do you think all your big dicked friends will like it? Wear it for you? Don't be silly babe. I just wanted you to pay for it. This body is for 8 inches or bigger and you don't even have half that. We can measure it to make s
  • Good thing your not my "only hope" because a saber that small isn't saving anyone loser! Thanks for making the naked video though the girls will love it. Especially since you held that starwars ruler close enough to show how tiny you d*ck is haha! In case
  • Look, I said I would marry you. I never agreed to f*ck you. Only men with real dicks get to f*ck hot girls like me. We can always get a divorce but then you'd have to sign a legal document where I write down the reason for you leaving is because I wouldn'
  • Thanks for the drink but your exgirlfriend already told me about you LITTLE problem! She was lying? I don't think so she even sent me the picture. She sent it to everyone!
  • You know we can see exactly how small your d*ck is in that suit right? Speedos were a bad choice haha!  Shrinkage? You haven't even been in the water yet loser.
  • I say 2 inches! Am I right? I can always tell which pathetic guys have tiny dicks.  Asian girls like big d*ck too you know! No woman wants a penis THAT small.
  • So I see from your chart the doctor has diagnosed you with microcock syndrome. She said it was the worst case on record at only 1 inch erect. Sadly there is no cure.   But look on the bright side. They are going to use your case and photos in a national p
  • What the f*ck is that? A d*ck? No way, dicks are like 3 times bigger than that! Does it even get hard? What!?! That IS hard? Is that even 3 inches? You should leave.
  • Well now I see why you needed such a big engine. Sorry sweetie but they don't make engines big enough to compensate for your tiny d*ck.
  • Look, this is a big gun. That pathetic thing between your legs isn't even a handgun. No really, my hand is way bigger than that tiny dicklette. Now get out of here before I use it for target practice and make you a dickless sissy.
  • The angel just laughed at my tiny d*ck. Of course she didn't stop the devil from texting a picture of my 3 inch d*ck to every girl in town and her facebook page... the angel even "liked" the post.
  • So I guess its true. Fast car, small penis. What is that? Like 3 inches?
  • You have a banana we can share? Ok, lets see it then... Wow, no thanks loser. What's that like 1 inch for each of us? No way you could satisfy our appetite with that! Thanks for the laugh though tiny!
  • Obviously your costume is a Ken doll right? Because you're definitely hung like a Ken doll, I don't see any d*ck at all! Hahaha!
  • I know the water is cold, but DAMN! It can't be that cold. It looks like you don't even have a d*ck.
  • Sorry, even after all this beer we're not drunk enough to f*ck you. It just makes your pathetic 3 inch d*ck even funnier.
  • Good thing I had my camera ready. I am going to post this pic of your 3 incher EVERYWHERE and let it serve as a reminder that only real men deserve to be with sexy women like me.
  • Seriously? I put on something this sexy and that is all you have to show me? You need to put that little d*ck back in your pants and get the hell out so I can find a REAL man.
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