JD1717

(at the table with my grandma at christmastime) Grandma: *opens newspaper to obituaries* Well, l...

(While driving...again) Dad: I wanna be a Serial Killer. Gonna kill someone and put cereal on th...

Dad: So, none of you will be home all weekend? Just me and your mom? My sister: That's right. D...

(While my mom was on a girl's weekend, she called me) Mom: I can't find my phone... Help me find...

Little sister: Dad, why do you sleep naked? Dad: Trust me dear, no robber wants to see a naked m...