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  • Dad: I just took a huge poop. It must be at least a foot long. Come see.
  • 8 year old brother: dad lets take over the world. Dad: i don't have any money right now
  • (Mom out walking dog) New neighbour: My, you have a big dog! What do you feed him? Mom: Small c...
  • (Mom parallel parks on a street) Mom: Am I close enough to the curb? Me: (looks down out open...
  • Mom: You can smoke marijuana when you get to your sophomore year. And when you do, hook me up. M...
  • After getting back from Dr's office, the day before my dad's birthday: Me: It's official. I ha...
  • Me: Can I have a glass of water, Mom? Mom: Do you want a plate or a fork? Me: ....

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