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  • John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also
  • The little boat drifted gently across the pond, exactly the way a bowling ball woundn't have.
  • From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality,
  • She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it thr
  • She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
  • He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.
  • He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were
  • Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.
  • The sardines were packed as tight as the coach section of a 747.
  • Her eyes were shining like two marbles that someone dropped in mucus and then held up to catch the light.
  • I felt a nameless dread. Well, there probably is a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit or something, but I don’t speak German. Anyway, it’s a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your bread b
  • The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues like a .jpeg file at 10 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black.
  • Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”
  • The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
  • She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword.
  • The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.
  • He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country
  • Library catbook.
  • The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
  • "Nothing will bring you greater peace than minding your own business"
  • "Happiness is a warm puppy."
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  • Momism #91: "Mom, TAKE YOUR PAW OFF THE IMAGINARY BRAKE! We're not even moving
  • Momism#93: "I'd like the Caesar Salad, but with the anchovies on the side. And I'd like double dressing, also on the side... And iced tea, but not if it's sweet. And no
  • Kitteh iz uh connysewwer
  • Remember to take off your muddy shoes. I just washed the floor.
  • Momism #37: "My mom sez she haz gray hairz becuz of meh! Cool, huh?"
  • Momism #36: "Can sumbuddy tell meh wut Mama meenz wen she sez 'YER DRIVING MEH BANANAS!'?"
  • Momism #33: “I smile because I'm your mother, I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.”
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