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Momism: Shut your mouth and answer me!

Momism: Shut your mouth and answer me!

Momism #19 "Honestly, Mikey, that cardigan looks great on you - the girls had better watch out wi

Momism #19 "Honestly, Mikey, that cardigan looks great on you - the girls had better watch out wi

Momism #22: "Because I SAID SO!"

Momism #22: "Because I SAID SO!"

On the other hand, if at first you don't succeed...

On the other hand, if at first you don't succeed...

Momism #28: Ah knocked ober da chair, so Ma said my name iz Mud. I thawt my name was Herbie?

Momism #28: Ah knocked ober da chair, so Ma said my name iz Mud. I thawt my name was Herbie?

Momism #20 "Hey Ma! It followed me home - can I keep it? Pleeease?" "Oh sure, Rupert, and who'll end up walking, bathing and feeding it...?

Momism #20 "Hey Ma! It followed me home - can I keep it? Pleeease?" "Oh sure, Rupert, and who'll end up walking, bathing and feeding it...?

Momism #27: Whaddya mean "look wut da cat dragged in"? I dint drag nuffin in, Mom...

Momism #27: Whaddya mean "look wut da cat dragged in"? I dint drag nuffin in, Mom...

Momism #18 "How do I know what you're doing, Sheldon? BECAUSE I HAVE EYES IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD!"

Momism #18 "How do I know what you're doing, Sheldon? BECAUSE I HAVE EYES IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD!"

Momism #17: Merle wondered if this was what his mom meant when she said, "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth."

Momism #17: Merle wondered if this was what his mom meant when she said, "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth."

Momism#15: "Fred! You look riDICulous in that moustache!! I told you to be careful about what you wished for because you might get it - AND YOU DID!!!"

Momism#15: "Fred! You look riDICulous in that moustache!! I told you to be careful about what you wished for because you might get it - AND YOU DID!!!"

Momism #16 "This is why we can't have nice things!"

Momism #16 "This is why we can't have nice things!"

Momism #14 "HENRY, PUT THAT DOWN! You're going to put your eye out with that thing!!"

Momism #14 "HENRY, PUT THAT DOWN! You're going to put your eye out with that thing!!"

Momism #13: "I told you, Brenda, NEVER try on anyone else's glasses or you'll go blind!"

Momism #13: "I told you, Brenda, NEVER try on anyone else's glasses or you'll go blind!"

Momism #11 "You better wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you."

Momism #11 "You better wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you."

Momism #21: Mom said I should wait and see...I been here fer 2 hours but I still don't see nuffin'...

Momism #21: Mom said I should wait and see...I been here fer 2 hours but I still don't see nuffin'...

Momism #27: "Wut do you mean I'ze 'as loose as a goose'?? I is NAWT LOOSE! An I doan car if yer Mama tole you dat!!"

Momism #27: "Wut do you mean I'ze 'as loose as a goose'?? I is NAWT LOOSE! An I doan car if yer Mama tole you dat!!"

Momism #22: "Never assume because when you do, you make an ass out you and me."

Momism #22: "Never assume because when you do, you make an ass out you and me."

Momism #24 Mom said not to let grass grow under my feets, so just to be safe I will avoid grass altogether.

Momism #24 Mom said not to let grass grow under my feets, so just to be safe I will avoid grass altogether.

Momism #24: Mom tole meh to get my feet wet...so here goes...

Momism #24: Mom tole meh to get my feet wet...so here goes...

Momism #24: Nope...no matter what Ma said, the grass doesn't look any greener over there.

Momism #24: Nope...no matter what Ma said, the grass doesn't look any greener over there.

Momism #25: Mama always told me to keep my ear to the ground.

Momism #25: Mama always told me to keep my ear to the ground.

Momism #28 "See da flowr I growed? I showed it to Mama and she sed I haz a 'green thumb'...um...what's a thumb?"

Momism #28 "See da flowr I growed? I showed it to Mama and she sed I haz a 'green thumb'...um...what's a thumb?"

Momism #28 I was naughty so Mom sent me outside to "turn over a new leaf"...Um... Dis is gonna take awhile.

Momism #28 I was naughty so Mom sent me outside to "turn over a new leaf"...Um... Dis is gonna take awhile.

@ 50 everywone haz tha fase he deservez. G.Orwell

@ 50 everywone haz tha fase he deservez. G.Orwell

Momism #28 "What did Freddy mean when he said his mom said I was 'naked as a jaybird'? I *am* a jay bird, and last time I heard, we don't wear clothes..."

Momism #28 "What did Freddy mean when he said his mom said I was 'naked as a jaybird'? I *am* a jay bird, and last time I heard, we don't wear clothes..."

Momism #21 As Bert landed hard on his rear end, he wondered if this what his mom meant when she said he was skating on thin ice...

Momism #21 As Bert landed hard on his rear end, he wondered if this what his mom meant when she said he was skating on thin ice...

Momism #20 Mom said it was raining cats and dogs, but all I see is drops of water...

Momism #20 Mom said it was raining cats and dogs, but all I see is drops of water...

I brought you into this world, I can take you out. ~ Parents

I brought you into this world, I can take you out. ~ Parents

Momism #19: Mom always said to let sleeping dogs lie, but I'm being squooshed!

Momism #19: Mom always said to let sleeping dogs lie, but I'm being squooshed!

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