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Never put an even slightly damp hand into the freezer compartment of a vintage fridge. Your hand ...

When watching the Matrix with your 8 yr old nephew for the first time, don't try to convince him...

Correct: Our mailbox has a dog's face painted on the front. Incorrect: Our mailbox is made out of...

When sailing in sea scouts and you see a vessle with a flag raised saing that they are disabled a...

IF the hotel you are about to check into has a banner reading "Welcome National High School Cheer...

When watching "Alien" alone in the dark, know the cat's exact location at all times. #LFMF

If you name your dog "Honey" explain this to your new girlfriend BEFORE she comes over. Calling f...

As a female never admit to being a Trekkie there will be a long line of obsessed fans ready to p...

Never read LFMF in your Criminology Class. You will forever be branded as the person who thinks c...

No matter how tired you are ... no matter how little sleep you've had in the last week ... for th...

If, when walking through ASDA, someone yells "Get down!" consider that they might be addressing t...

You really shouldn't scream "YOU F***ING PIG". Especially if there's a bulky guy walking past jus...

Don't watch Silent Hill right before bed, even if you weren't all that scared by it. Later, when ...

If you hear that a friend from high school became an actress, find out what type of "actress" she...

When your husband accidentally pushes the table forward with his gut, be careful when making fun ...

When explaining to your kinky GF and her (undoubtedly kinky) father what it was like to drive thr...

When in the home of two very close relatives: Correct: It smells like incense in here Incorrect...

When deploying a small prank device that emits an annoying beep at random intervals on your cowor...

Yes, you are home alone. Yes, you have new speakers. Yes, you have Queen on your playlist. This d...

Take your new girlfriend seriously when she explains she has a high sex drive and actually worn o...

Pay attention to what the MS Word spell checker is doing. Failing to do so will cause you to turn...

My brothers fail: 99% of the moves you saw on the matrix cannot be performed. Don't try unless yo...

When visiting Subway with your soon-to-be father-in-law and eating a footlong sub and half your i...

Pay attention to what you're saying to your husband when telling him about your day. Correct: I w...

When in church and the pastor singles you out to ask "What do you thank God for?" responding "Yog...

Fallacious is a fancy word for wrong in philosophy. It is not good to giggle everytime you read t...

The people that manufacture Zicam are quite serious when they put that warning on the bottle abou...