Don't drink soda while reading LFMFs. Just don't. It HURTS when it comes out your nose. #LFMF
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When setting a mouse trap for the first time...1) put the cheese in place before the trap is sent...
If you walk into an invisible object when you are entering the shower, it's a magical thing calle...
If you like to drink hot chocolate at work, don't put the cup between your laptop and yourself. Y...
Do not laugh at randomly placed "Watch your step" sign. You will still be laughing when you find ...
Make sure you know where your glasses are BEFORE taking your contacts out. It will save you 45 mi...
Do not forget and leave a loaned book on the chair on the patio with your 6 month old puppy even ...
When helping your elderly grandmother down the stairs, do not tease her about how she ‘waddles’ w...
when walking down the hall at night to go to the bathroom, just turn on a light. the cat happens ...
When there is a leak coming from the bottom of a full blender, do NOT turn the blender upside dow...