JustAnotherJediDoll

Mom (giving me and my friends advice for our first year at college): "Don't sleep in boy's rooms ...

Dad: Just stick to pot. That way, if you overdose you just end up taking a nap.

Mom: I told you about the time my father burnt down the abandoned house a couple of potheads used...

Mom: I feel dizzy. Step-dad: That's because you walked through my bubble of awesomeness.

Me: I finished "Fear and Loathing" earlier today. Dad: Good, I can trust you with drugs now.

Me: What are you doing? Mom: Oh, you know. Trollin' the internet.

Dad: LIKE A CHEESE STICK!! Me: Dad, it's like a G6...

Finishing posts is so mainstr

Me: I miss the old WIndows paperclip! Dad: I see you're trying to reminisce about me. Want some ...

(After grabbing a beer) Dad stops in the middle of the room, kicks forward, then back, spins arou...

Mom: I'll accept an illegitimate grandchild before I'll let you bring an illiterate boyfriend int...

Brother: Hey Dad, when you die you can play guitar with Jimi Hendrix... Mum: and Jesus Dad: Don...