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When you date a nurse and go out to eat with your nurse friends, remember that even though you fi...

No matter how hard you sleepily smack it, the cat does not have a snooze button on the top of his...

If you are a nude model for an art class, do not eat beans the day before. It's hard to hide the ...

When you have a presentation early in the morning, make sure nobody has changed the background of...

Never assume that your two-year-old is playing nicely on the computer just because you can hear h...

Your neighbor's severed head does not function well as a replacement F9 key on your computer. #LFMF

Don't assume your eleven-year old brother can watch a two year old for a few minutes. Especially ...

Never eat burritos for lunch and then rip a horrific fart on the elevator just before your stop j...

If your little one likes to fall asleep listening to Metallica's version of Rockabye baby, for th...

When discussing getting a movie with your Mom, if you mean RedBOX, make sure you say RedBox, not ...

When looking for a new saxophone, don't google 'black sax'. Mature websites have typos too. #LFMF

Look at the dish soap before you dump it in the dishwasher. It may just turn out the be hand soap...

When your son reaches the age of 3, it's a good idea to put a belt on him when you go to the stor...

No matter how overwhelming the urge is to headbang during "Bohemian Rhapsody" while driving home ...

That cute 3 year old standing next to you? She isn't your daughter. When you reach down and tak...

Even if you have a drawer just for toothpaste, it's still a good idea to check the label. Diaper ...

Don't use the coffeemaker right after someone else when you're half-awake. When you flip the lid ...

Just because the old emergency remedy to stop a run in your stockings is clear nailpolish, does n...

Being by oneself at the beach amoung couples and families is no big deal. Think everyone looks at...

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If you're curious as to what in the world all the meme's on the my little Brony tab are about, DO...

Fifth period: Eat a brick of tofu. Sixth period: Eat an alarming amount of smarties/ pixie sticks...

Never tell a 10 year-old you're babysitting that he can't eat a tablespoon of pure cinnamon, he w...

Never, EVER, watch My Little Pony. If you do, beware, you might just watch all the episodes and s...

Never ask a girl out by saying,"Will you be my marefriend?" No matter how much you like the show,...

Keep hearing about a website called 4chan? Thinking about checking it out? Quick little heads up,...

Don't ever wear your hipster-plaid shirt with the poppers if you plan on seeing your 14-month-old...

If you find yourself in a situation where you must mention Napoleon, enunciate. #LFMF

After going to the ballet, trying out some of the dancing on the way home is fine but do not try ...