Keanu_Reeves's Favorites
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(My mom just swiveled the whole car so she would't run over a squirrel) Me: Gosh mom, I didn't k...
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*mom comes into my room in the middle of the night, drops some socks* Mom: (whispers) It's the l...
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Me: Come on, let's hang out! Dad: I don't have to hang out with you, I don't even like you.
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