When stealing a laptop with a Pirate Party sticker on it from someone who looks a bit geeky, good...
Never, never EVER feed your dog the leftover crusts from your garlic bread. His farts will turn d...
When playing with a Nerf gun with your 2 year old daughter, after teaching her not to point it at...
I caught my evil boss straightening all the framed photos in the hallway at work. When she was go...