KithyKitty

Old school frogger is fun. Playing two player mode with a cute girl is even more awesome until yo...

When buying large amounts of ammo on valentines day for the date you have planned (some girls lik...

*A kid in my class yelling violently* Kid: Shut up, you douchebag!!! Mom: Do you know what a do...

(My mom wakes me up at 3 am screaming) Mom:Quickly there's a rat in my room, go kill it! Me(sti...

Dad(after finding out i was skipping gym class): son, if you're skipping class because you are ba...

me: will you pay for my coffee? mom: do I look like your mother?

me: *sitting with my friends at Starbucks after school, none of them had ever met my dad before* ...

*at a Fire Dept. Station for a field trip* Little Brother: Mommy! Let's ride the firetruck! Mom...