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There's a pretty big difference between "lurid dreams" and "lucid dreams". Remember this before you tell your parents you were up late trying to have lurid dreams last night. #LFMF
Never save two projects due the same day for the last minute. You will end up being sick the weekend before and will not enjoy the added stress when all you want to do is sleep. #LFMF
If your puppy has an accident in the house the correct phrasing is "I've smelled worse." Not "It smells good." Your mom and boyfriend will never let you live it down. #LFMF
When at a scary movie with your girlfriend... do not scream like a little girl at the first scary scene! #LFMF
If someone posts something completely stupid in your Facebook status update, make sure that person is not a future teacher before you make an indelicate remark. #LFMF
When you're telling someone how charming and funny you find a comedian remember: Russell Peters is a hilarious Canadian comedian. Russell Williams is a terrifying Canadian serial killer. #LFMF
When cooking a stew in the pressure cooker, remember to vent the steam before opening. You will end up with 2nd degree burns on your face, and a nice greasy head silouhette on the ceiling. #LFMF
When bowling, make sure to throw the bowling ball in your OWN lane, not in the old couple's next to you. They will have to re-start the game and will be very angry. #LFMF
When a lock says it's uncuttable, do not take it as a personal challenge. All you'll have to show for it is a tiny notch in the metal, three broken hacksaw blades and a LOT of metal splinters in your hands. #LFMF
If you can't, for the life of you, figure out why your new camera has a funny yellow tint to every picture, you might want to take off your sunglasses. #LFMF
