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There's a pretty big difference between "lurid dreams" and "lucid dreams". Remember this before y...

Never save two projects due the same day for the last minute. You will end up being sick the week...

If your puppy has an accident in the house the correct phrasing is "I've smelled worse." Not "It ...

When at a scary movie with your girlfriend... do not scream like a little girl at the first scary...

If someone posts something completely stupid in your Facebook status update, make sure that perso...

When you're telling someone how charming and funny you find a comedian remember: Russell Peters i...

When cooking a stew in the pressure cooker, remember to vent the steam before opening. You will e...

When bowling, make sure to throw the bowling ball in your OWN lane, not in the old couple's next ...

When a lock says it's uncuttable, do not take it as a personal challenge. All you'll have to show...

If you can't, for the life of you, figure out why your new camera has a funny yellow tint to ever...

Child learning to walk + fuzzy socks + hardwood floor = screaming child. #LFMF

Don't be surprised when the girl who cheated on her husband to be with you, cheats on you 2 month...

If you have a broken collar bone, never sleep on a tempurpedic bed. getting up will be impossible...

Never rest your cup of tea on your chest whilst watching your favourite comedy show. You'll laugh...

When making soda, don't give it to your five year old. You will find out it fermented only after ...

Never use natural citric air fresheners instead of body spray. While you will smell like a delic...