When in Ireland for St. Paddy's day, do not assume you can drink the with the Irish, some stereot...
Look at the dish soap before you dump it in the dishwasher. It may just turn out the be hand soap...
(We just got a new puppy and Dad is holding a dog treat.) Dad: tell the puppy to sit. Me: Sit. ...
Dad: Vegetables? That's what food eats.