Kurabu

After watching a mascara commercial Dad: I'm gonna lengthen my toe hairs like that!

Mum: You said some very nasty things to me this morning, when I woke you up. Me: You put a power...

Me: Mom, you have a text message Mom:(Raises it to ear) hello? Me:Mom...it's a text

Dad: Look at my big toe. How it turns like that. That's not normal. Mom: Yes, it is. Dad: F...

Me: Is it me, or does it seem like the toaster takes longer to pop when you stare at it? Dad: We...

Mom: What happened to [your little son's] other sock? Aunt: He lost it, again! I swear, socks sh...