(My brother trying to prove that my dad ignores him) Brother: DAD! HELP ME!! Dad: Ryan. Shut th...
(Note: I have always been way too skinny, and I have been trying to put on weight for years. Yes...
(At a store and I'm trying to decide on a card for my friend's b-day) Mom: (walking really fast ...
*Dad and I are discussing the similarities and differences between the Doctor and the Jedi* Mom:...
Mom: What are you doing? Me: Trying to figure out how to post something on FailBlog. Mom: What ...
*My dad and I were at the mall and some guy was handing out free samples of their new fudge* Fre...
Dad: (completely randomly) Have you ever just looked at someone and thought they should have been...
Mom: *Getting home from Apple store* Look at this new iPhone cover I got. It's a Croc, and I can ...
Mom: What are you doing? Me(sarcastically): Oh, just building a meth lab in the basement. Mom: ...
My Dad decided to have the "talk" with me when I was 16. He walked into my bedroom: Dad: "Hey. D...
(my aunt had just gotten pregnant, and my 3 year old brothers asked about the baby inside her. I ...
Grandma after bursting in on my boyfriend, brother ,& I as we were watching Talk Sex With Sue in ...
Our neighbour's 9-year-old granddaughter: I need to go, Spider-man 2 is on tonight. Dad: Don't y...