The latest from Lol-Catharyn
Never blow your nose while you're chewing peas. They're yummy going in but very painful coming out of your nose. #LFMF
Never startle your cat just as it is about to throw up. You will be left with a long, zig-zag trail of partially digested food where it ran through the hall vomiting. #LFMF
You know those little hand warmer packets? Don't put them on your stomach when you go to sleep. They will make every muscle in the area relax, including your bladder. #LFMF
When your cell phone is red, and your apple is red, and both are sitting on the couch next to you, take heed when quickly grabbing on up for a tasty bite. Cell phones aren't tasty. But they are crunchy. #LFMF
DO NOT think that cramming pancakes in your mouth at the last second will stop you from sneezing. #LFMF
When reaching into the car to turn on the wipers as a quick way to remove the snow on the windshield, remember which way the wipers wipe. The snow comes off quite easily and it will be dumped all over you. #LFMF
When you run into someone and they won't get out of your way, before trying to go around them, make sure you're not standing in front of a mirror. #LFMF
When waving your hand over a bunsen burner in science class to impress your friends, don't. #LFMF
